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My first sporky… Tell me what you think!

Story Or Series Title: Jenny Dumbledore
Fandom: Harry Potter
Culprit/Author's Name: shopaholic411911
Full Name (plus titles if any): Jenny Dumbledore
Full Species(es): Claims to be human. Is Muggle-transfer-student-who-just-so-happens-to-have-that-last-name (I wish...)
Hair Color (include adjectives): "long curly espresso colored hair"
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not available
Unusual Markings/Colorations: "she was so pretty that she looked as though she was carved from marble. Each feature perfect and cool."
Special Possessions (if any): "She wasn’t wearing hogwarts uniform though. She had on a pair of dark denim bell bottoms, a red cashmere sweater and a pair of white sneakers." Seems to be more like /lack/ of possessions, though...
Annoying Origin: Dumbledore's granddaughter. Since it doesn't say anything about her parents, we'll assume she *poofed* into existence.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Dumbledore's granddaughter!!! Hermione's best friend from summer camp. Dwaco's Twu-Wuv (although it's still a little early in the story to be sure)
Annoying Special Abilities: Has ability to find Dumbledore's office after 'six' years away from Hogwarts. Is able to turn Snape into a "poisoned puffer fish" and make sounds "like a puffer fish being electrified". *snerk*
Other Annoying Traits: Makes Ron think everyone is gay. Somehow mutates Dumbledore into an evil monster who calls Snape "snivilus" (mind, author's spelling.) *GROWL*
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story:

( In which we meet the Mary-Sue )

( Dumbledore and SnapeThePufferfish(tm) )

( Crabbe and Goyle are gay!? )

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